Hello Strangers!!

Now you're probably wondering..."Who the hell is this?" Let me give you a re-cap....I'm the Naive New Yorker. I have been topless on the subway, had a homeless lady pee on me and learned that the Eiffel Tower is NOT in Midtown. Yes, it's been a while. A lot has happened. Some good, some bad, most a little crazy and absurd. But I'm back and better than ever! (Not really better than ever, I just always wanted to say that-it sounds like I've been on some make over show, which I have not.) So stay tuned! And I promise I'll start posting regularly. Tootles!