Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Hello Strangers!!

Now you're probably wondering..."Who the hell is this?" Let me give you a re-cap....I'm the Naive New Yorker. I have been topless on the subway, had a homeless lady pee on me and learned that the Eiffel Tower is NOT in Midtown. Yes, it's been a while. A lot has happened. Some good, some bad, most a little crazy and absurd. But I'm back and better than ever! (Not really better than ever, I just always wanted to say that-it sounds like I've been on some make over show, which I have not.) So stay tuned! And I promise I'll start posting regularly. Tootles!


  1. Nice! Good to see you're still alive, Shelly! Welcome back, and I'm dying to hear about the homeless lady who peed on you. (wtf?)